So what have you been up to since graduation?

Bunny LeRoi
Diet Tips III
Tuesday, January 17, 2006


9 a.m.

Strong smell of Tito's Vodka and Stale Parliament lights
"Texas is burning"
"The Dow is Up"
Throbbing Dick
SNOOZE

9:15 a.m.

Phlem gathering
Throbbing Dick
-God Damn I'm Horny!
"And this is Morning Addition"
SNOOZE

9:30 a.m.

FUCK!!!
-I can't stand up!
Dizzy Feeling
1 bowl k.b.
-Fifteen minutes 'til work
1 large glass O.J.
"...and it doesn't help to know that your just time away..."

9:45 a.m.

1 pink Barbie t-shirt
1 pair skin-tight blue jeans
1 pair white cowboy boots
1 gold locket
1 big black scarf
1 large coffee
1 tsp. sugar
1/2 Marlboro Light 100
Stomach turning


10:30 a.m.

-What the fuck is this, Mega Death?
1 bowl borcolli cheese soup
"Don't forget to bring dishes from the back kitchen...you are in station 3"
-Can I get my W-2s please?
Wages, tips, and other compensation
$10,178.34

11:30 a.m.

1 large glass O.J.
-I used to go to school with that girl
-She looks so grown up
-GOD DAMN! MY HEAD HURTS!
-Stop the pounding
-Hi how are y'all doin' today?
"Tea!"
-FINE
Blood rising
-Who the fuck does that bitch think she is?
Deep breathes

3:30 p.m.

1 spinach salad
1 cup brocolli
1 tbsp. of ranch
4 glasses water

4:00 p.m.

1 bagel with cream cheese
1 bottle Italian Sparkling Mineral Water
"...he is a making a careful examination of his legs, on which the
coarse dark hairs are silky in spite of their vigorous growth..."
1 hard dick

4:30 p.m.

-I need to unload this fucking wad!
-Let's go shopping
Offensive odor of scented candles
Hundreds of picture frames
"Would you like me to wrap this up?"
3 stores
2 pot heads
1 keylime tartlett
1 sample fruit tart
5 blue berries
1 red velvet mini-cupcake
1 large bottle sparkling mineral water
1 crystal picture frame
1 bouquet miniature flowers
-Will you wrap these up for us?
"Is someone having a birthday party?"
-Are you the big bald guy in the tie died t- shirt in that picture?
"Have a nice day"
"So you at the Yellow Rose"

6:30 p.m.

1 gay porn
15 minutes
1 coin sized dollop of lubricating liquid
"Yeah fuck me!!"
Short Violent breathes
1 coin sized dollop of cum
Eyelids getting heavy
200 Blue Bunnies jumping over a fence
20 minutes R.E.M.

8:30 p.m.

20 + pairs of tits
3 stages
3 lonestars
3 jack and cokes
1/2 priced drinks
1 drunk door girl
-HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM!!
"Annie are you okay...?"
-Fuck that girl is selling–WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!?
1 human pretzel
2 ass cheeks/bongo drums
5 Parliament Lights

10:00 p.m.

2 parliament lights
1 Three-way lap dance
1 Lone Star
-I'm a stripper too!!!
-Why does stripper ass smell like candy?
"If you ever need girls to pose..."
-Thanks Lexi!

10:30

-Off to another bar
Stomach turning
Need more whiskey
3 or so Lone Stars
7 Parliament Lights
1 free Jager shot
"Come on and take me away...dream lover..."
-I want diamond fronts!!
-I want to fuck
-I need to sit down

1:30 a.m.

1 bowl k.b.
Stomach still unsettled
-Why can't I throw up?
-Bulimia used to be so easy
"Money, money, money...must be funny..."
-I'm funny
-Funny bunny
-Bunny's Funny Honey
Eyelids getting heavy
200 blue bunnies jumping over a fence