land of entrapment to land of enchantment

I finally made it to N.M. after a long breakfast with the family. During which the toothless waitress at Dumplin's took 15 min. to bring me a 35 oz. O.J. from concentrate on ice while my grandparents repeatedly made fun of my hair and my constant weight loss.
I can't help it if God and the American media blessed me with self-control and poor body image.
Anyhow, I'm out of TX. at least for the time being.
Oh yeah! I also gotta super hot bike! That's right Bunny's a motor-bitch now. Watch out world I've got a truck, a motorcycle and an eating disorder.