Bunny's Diet Tips

TEXAS TODAY

10:00 a.m.
- 10 min. late for work
1 bowl k.b.
- where the fuck are my keys
- fuck it!
- No. 6 to Congress

10:12 a.m.
-mean bus driver
-no water we're closed
-FUCK! I NEED COFFEE

10:27 a.m.
1 large glass OJ
5 mexican dishwashers
-Deck the Halls
- Mi Vida Loca
-My brain is going to explode
1 cup brown water desguised as coffee
2 creamers
2 spoons sugar
1/2 parliament light

11:01
Out of date cash register
Desperate office drones
Salad Bar
- would you like cheese on that?
- your change is $10.15
4 glasses water

2:30
1 spinach salad
1 cup banana pudding
1/2 parliament light
-magazines up!
-sinking feeling
YOU GOTTA GET OFF THE DAMN CELL PHONE TO RIDE MY BUS
-sinking deeper

2:45
Black cloud lifting
GONNA DRESS YOU UP IN MY LOVE
1 bowl k.b.
- Napa auto
- O'Riely Auto
- Maxwell Ford
- "yeah we got your pump"
FINALLY!

3:15
2 boutiques
1 gold chain
1 baby blue American Apparel t-shirt
1 hey girl from store owner

5:00
Whole foods makes me sick
1 bottle red wine
2 vegetarian spring rolls
1 cup asian slaw
-HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS!

8:15
Laptop
Black Pug
Frozen toes
2 cups water
1 bowl k.b.
1 praliament light
- tits tits tits....ass ass ass...lingerie

9:00 p.m.
Heidi Klum
Black Pug
Laptop
-You either in or you out!
3 pitchers lone star
5 parliament light
TKO

10:15
1 bowl k.b.
5 more parliament lights
- time is slipping away


11:00
1 lonestar
1 jack and coke
- One is the Lonliest number
- Too many familiar faces
- too many familiar bodies
WHAT HAPPENS IN MONTREAL STAYS IN MONTREAL!


1:30 a.m.
1 lonestar
2 hits off the pipe
1 parliament (okay two)
-cold porch
-remember Mexico
-wish you were here

2:00 a.m.
You're all I need to get by
FUCK IT'S TWO!