West Texas Royalty

Bunny
10:01 a.m.
I've been in West Texas now for 16 hours and in that time I've seen:
23 dead deer two of which were mounted in a restaurant
2 trucks (one commercial the other personal) brandishing the Confederate flag
Countless oil refineries
hundreds of cows
2 cowboys riding horses on the freeway (I hope they never quit each other)
More white trash than the Queen has jewels

And I think to myself - what a wonderful world.