Diet Tips II

It's over. Thank God it's over.

9:10 a.m.
-wake up it's time for church
- fuck church i'm tired

9:25 a.m.
-dirty blue jeans
-morning breath
"come back to bed"

9:45 a.m.
3 cinnamon rolls
2 glasses O.J.
1 cup coffee
- 1 tsp. sugar
- 1 tsp. cream

10:15 a.m.
-Sucker Free Zone
"I'm in love with a stripper"
"Work that thing run girl"
"I wanna see that grill"
-P.R. day
-stealing wifi from parent's neighbors
-SHIT! Only two bars

1:30 p.m.
2 mimosas with local wine
1 Yamaha Virago
1 motor cycle jacket
2 wool sweaters
2 bottles Gucci cologne
2 pairs Y-fronts
1 picture frame
-Couple of the Century
-Bunny Loves Tweeter
1 leather jewelry box
1 paper back of Querelle

3:30 p.m.
1 bottle Gerolstiener
-vacuum the living room
-iron the table cloth
-rinse the lettuce
-chop the olives
"Oops! burned the almonds"
"Let's open another bottle of Champagne!"

5:00 p.m
1 halibut filet with lemon caper cream sauce
1 serving stir fried green beans w/pine nuts
1 small Ceasar salad
1 glass water
3 glasses Chardonnay
-Etta James Greatest Gospel Hits
-stomach expanding
-God I miss bulimia

7:30 p.m.
-frantic dash to scale
-still under 140

7:32 p.m.
-1 slice blueberry pie
1 cup coffee
- 1 shot Irish Cream
"Bobby Gentry bitch"

9:00 p.m
-Forty Year Old Virgin
-sex drive dying
-why don't I want to fuck
"I feel sick"
1 piece English Toffee

10:13 p.m.
Kill Bill Vol. II
-guilty feeling
"Just keep typing on your computer"
"Fuck you"
"Shutting Down"