La Quinta is Spanish for $78 a room on the edge of a dusty asshole of a town

FIfi, Ginger, Randy, Vix and Bunny
Diet Tips I
Wednesday, January 4, 2006

5 p.m.

4 x 1 XL large cup iced coffee
1 x 1 XL cup green tea
13 taco cabanas
2 outlet malls
- sneakers sneakers sneakers blah blah blah!
-MAMA CITAS!!!!
-wow cut this bitch off
1 Nalgene bottle full of SUPER CLEANSE
-fifi i think your dieting is a little unheathy

6:14 p.m.
La Quinta is Spanish for "My bladder is going to explode!"

1 cigarette
6 cups tamari almonds
1 handful bird seed trail mix
1 bottle mineral water
1 cup hot tea
-consistency is key
-remember when that girl totally flashed her kooter
-these mirrors make me look hot
-i'm hungry
-we paid for wireless god damn it


8;27 p.m.
La Quinta is Spanish for "I need Mexican takeout or my stomach is going to implode"

1 camel light
4 X 1 tecate
3 X 26.375 chips
1 cup smoked avocado salsa
-golden showers
-rubber dolls
4 x beans and rice
1 x chicken mole enchiladas
1 x hongo quesadilla
3 x vegetarian tacos
1 x Bottle SUPER CLEANSE
-mmmmmmm
-god i want to eat. this lemonade tastes like urine

10 p.m.
La Quinta is Spanish for "T&A"

2 x 1 tecate
2 bottles mineral water
-hot cars
-modern furniture
-whimsical feet
-ass and titties ass and titties
-i look much taller in these mirrors
-sploshing
-plushee sex
-They dress up like mascots and fuck
-No they don't
-Yes they do
-They also fuck teddy bears
-No
-YES!
-porn is played

12:03 a.m.
La Quinta is Spanish for "Grandma stole my style!"

1 x camel light
1 x parliament light
1 cock broach
1 cock fight belt buckle
2 x kitten socks
1 x off shoulder bangle kitty sweatshirt
-am i wearing too many animals?
-when does this stop being funny and become a serious problem?
-is this what happened to grandma?


12:09 a.m.
La Quinta is Spanish for "Dutch Oven"

3 x 1 cup water
-don't touch me there
-don't sleep on the couch
-no it's okay
-is Randy jacking off?
-vix is that you...?