Deep-fried Retail

Retail Improvement Plan I
Bunny LeRoi
01/24/06

Someone once told me that the ever-boring American department store, Dillard's, used to be called Diamonds.Dillard's is nothing like a Diamond . Diamonds are the way to a Rabbits heart but a trip to Dillard's is the equivalent of animal testing on a poor Bunny. It smells like old women and babies. The employees are all over sixty or on the National Registry of Sex Offenders and the lighting makes we want to trow up.
So I've been trying to find a way that Dillard's can live up to its previous name. And the answer is "tempura." FRY THE BITCH! Think about a nice flakey Jessica McClintoch camousal or a pair of Steve Madden heels battered like a baby shrimp. YUM BITCH!