After a somewhat tumultuous month the Box crew is finally settling down and getting cracking on the most ambitious issue yet. Unfortunately there are still some haters out there and to those haters I say: SUCK IT!
To everyone else here's a little hollywood insider scoop I picked up at a Tranny sushi bar in San Francisco.
It was my boyfriends birthday and I was in town for the occasion. We called ahead and made reservations for two. When we arrived, the door girl (yes a real girl) told us that we had no reservation but she'd "be happy to put you at the dinner bar." We walked past every table in the place and finally reached the end of the bar. We were seated right next to the waitress' station in the last two seats. It was a bit upsetting at first but it turns out it was well worth the inconvenience.
We not only had conversations with all the girls but we also got all of the gossip going down at Asia S.F. Girls were pissed because it was Grammy night, Ginger does too much blow, Sasha is a raging bitch, Melody wasn't supposed to come in tonight and so on.
It was all vaguely entertaining in a transgendered reality t.v. sort of a way but it wasn't enough to make up for the lost reservations. One of the girls got on stage and performed, we ate a great meal, things were looking up. However, the highlight of the night came in the form of an overheard conversation between the most beautiful woman/man I'd ever seen and the hunky asian bartender.
Bartender: You know you've had some hot celebrity dick.
Waitress: No I haven't.
B: Bull shit, tell us about it. Who was it?
Waitress: I'm not telling you?
B: Was it Eddie Murphy?
Waitress: NO!
B: Who was it?
Waitress: FIne! I was hanging out with this guy at a bar in L.A.
It was me and him and a whole bunch of his boys kickin' it in the
VIP. The whole night he was all up on it like he wanted som, but
I wasn't giving it up. So he finally grabbed me and said 'Baby let's go
up to my room.' I said 'Baby I have to tell you something.'
He was like 'Whatever it is I can handle it.' So I told him 'I have a dick.'
The mother fucker was all 'It's cool I'm a bottom.' I was like honey, not for me."
B: No fucking way. HA HA HA! He's a fag?
Yes he is folks. Or at least that's what she said – and i believe her. With looks like those she could turn any man.
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