Titanic 2

I'm so glad someone had the guts to make this movie - it's the story that needs to be told!

Titanic 2

Box Rocks SF/Oakland

Box is throwing one of our legendary launch parties in Oakland TOMORROW! Don't miss out, we're going to have giveaways from Box and Good Vibrations, an amateur striptease contest where you can win a pair of JB Classics, and two of the hottest DJs on the Left Coast.

Golden Bull
Saturday
Oakland, CA
10pm-2am

See you there...

Clay Aiken's Gay Love Soldier

I can't stand the thought of Clay Aiken naked, let alone fucking an ex-soldier in the ass in a Best Western somewhere in the Midwest. I can't even stand to look at him with his clothes on. Due to my disgust, I've always wondered why he's so successful. How does he sell records? Who likes Clay Aiken? Who would find him attractive? Who would fuck his chinless face?

Well, I found the answer to the last of those questions after blowing my load over the new Lucas Entertainment release, Auditions 8. Since watching porn is part of my job I can't just wipe up and walk away. I have to stick around and do research.

After finishing with my favorite featurette, starring Lucas favorite Kent Larson, I started going through the DVD extras. I opened the Model Bios, which provide height, weight and dick size, and there he was. John Paulus. This is the ex-beret who claims to have a stiff towel from his raunchy nights with the reality star. According to his stats he is 5'6" , 170 lbs. and 8".

I am still disgusted but the rest of the DVD is worth checking out.
Photo Courtesy Lucas Entertainment

And the winner is...

Anna and Hugh (the two licking and groping each other) are the winners of the JB Classic Mugshot Competition. Now that they know, it's time to decide who's going to take home the limited edition sneaks from our friends at JB Classics. Maybe they can work out a weekends and holidays system.



Our Runners Up Paul St. John and Friends were a close second because they made us feel dirty. What the fuck is that in the upper right corner? Whatever it is you each one a pair of Box-brand panties or manties (for Mr. St. John).