Nice Dick. Is that a Porcelain Kitty?

If you've ever trolled for sex online you are no stranger to pictures of working class dudes jacking off in rooms that look like they were decorated by Rose from The Golden Girls. There he is–the man who you could potentially pork–and behind him, the gray cum-stained futon that you'll be porking on.

It's slim pickin's in the virtual world but wouldn't be nice if there was a Queer Eye for your amateur fuck buddies? Imagine Ron, the hairy mechanic, standing in front of an Eames chair instead of a pleather recliner from Rooms to Go. It would make the prospect of sex with a complete stranger just a bit more inviting.

Cruising online is not pretty, but one man is making an effort to change that. Justin Jorgensen is a conceptual designer based out of Los Angeles with a mission to challenge the truly challenged. In his book and web gallery, Obscene Interiors, Justin critiques the poorly designed spaces of men in adult personal ads. He describes the project as "a collection of real online male personal ad photos and my critique of the naive interior decorating exposed therein. (No need to shield your timid eyes, the often-nude figures have been laboriously obscured.)"

So Ron, don't worry about being found out and please take Justin's advice–loose the floral comforter!